Strange house it is
and strange creatures live in it,
brushes on ears,
and fluffy brooms for tails they have.

Always finding you when you're busy,
to coo coo you just like pidgeons.
When they see you the coo coo so loud,
because they always got something to say.

Despite being so big, they don't get in your way,
that's just the way the Main Coons are...
being good souls of the strange house...